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Intergalactic Laxative, The
by Donovan

 Verse:

A E A
I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly
D A E
Out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
D A
Eith total media coverage we watched the heroes land
A E A
As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand

A E A
In awe with admiration we listened to the talk
D A E
Such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
D A
My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
A E A
Spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee

 Chorus:

A E A
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
D A E
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
D A
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
A E A
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars

 Verse:

A E A
They don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
D A E
Their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
D A
Absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
A E A
Other wise the slush would trickle down inside the boot

 Chorus:

A E A
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
D A E
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
D A
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
A E A
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars

 Verse:

A E A
You may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
D A E
A pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
D A
The water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
A E A
In case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

 Chorus:

A E A
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
D A E
Relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
D A
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
A E A
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars

 Verse:

A E A
Wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
D A E
I'm glad he's always had to do the number one and two
D A
It makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
A E A
To know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee

 Chorus:

A E A
Oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
D A E
For cosmic constipation, theres none that can compare
D A
If shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
A 
The intergalactic laxative
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The intergalactic laxative
A E A
The intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars

notes by Leighpalfrey1